考特尼和約翰尼正在為史密斯先生製作一個水果籃，並且把蘋果，橘子和香蕉放在籃子裡，約翰尼開始喜歡考特尼的橘子，直到她推他並絆倒在他的香蕉上。確定他的褲子是假香蕉，他更願意向他展示Johnny的褲子裡沒有像假香蕉這樣的東西。

Courtney James has two favorite things to do: get fucked and skip class. So when Professor English drops her from his class for skipping the first week of classes, she knows just what to do to get added back in.